I like. My license plate holder says, “I’m Retired, Go Around”.
Constantly surprised with people following me. I drive a 33 year old Dodge truck that is set up to tow. Always have people tailgating me on a open 3 lane highway. Literally go the fuck around.
We had a 1970s Pace Arrow that was also shaped like a fucking brick and was a nightmare to drive, wish we had a sign like this at the time.
Looks like an early 80s Chinook. These were built on top of a 4 cylinder Toyota pickup. It is NOT going anywhere fast
Love it. I actually chuckled out loud when I got to the bottom 🤣🤣
And he’s appropriately in the right lane!
The nice thing now that I take a toad is that people can no longer get so close that I can’t see them in my mirrors any more.
Source: ha